There Are The Horoscopes.
So then you know that there are the
horoscopes that you find in magazines
that are three sentences long today will
be a good day venture outside get a good
workout and happy Thursday and then
there are Susan's horoscopes which are
four pages long and today for example I
am having a financially auspicious day
yes
meaning well I wish the planet of
surprise is trying the Sun if I'm doing
something on a day that's important to
me you know it's a good day because I
picked it what is your mission when it
comes to astrology I really wanted to
show people what astrology could do for
them as a great problem solver because
its structure so rich you can get so
many different answers and options from
it and when time incorporated came to me
and said would you write a column for us
I went up there and I met the three men
in suits and then the editor and they
said we want something short for women
every day I'm like no we are Time Warner
we must be big we must be low we must
have a whole site and they're looking at
me like really I said I can't change the
world
at 35 words per sign and I really want
to do that I my mom when I was little I
told me that you'll start by writing
I asked her what will I be when I grow
up no nobody writes in our family she
said you're gonna write and we're gonna
work on your grammar
my mother was an astrologer but we never
had people over the house she believed
in constant study a little Gemini she
would read all the time and she felt it
wasn't accepted so she couldn't really
tell people and I was born with a birth
defect so she was trying to figure out
the problem I would be in agony
but I would never know when I would get
an attack and it would last six to eight
weeks so it would usually come once a
year usually around Christmas
my birthday or the Easter Bunny when I
get excited but they didn't know what it
was I was bleeding internally in a
horrific rate and I went to the hospital
they operated I was in for 11 months I
was paralyzed from the knee down I
wanted to know if I'd ever walk again I
had to give up attending high school and
have home school because the Board of
Education works with kids like that took
my regions my SATs and all those tests
and during that time I wanted my mother
to teach me and she kept saying no it
takes 12 years to become a great
astrologer and I don't want my daughter
anything less I said well I'll I'll
study 12 years and she said but you're
only 14 you don't even know what 12
years is so where am I gonna go I've got
two crutches and a great big leg brace
she still wouldn't teach me but when I
wrote to a horoscope magazine and they
published my letter she said did you
write a horoscope magazine mothers know
everything I said yes but they never
answered me that was 7 months ago and
she said I think they did and she read
me the answer and you know in astrology
there's a lot of misconceptions and I
was asking my next question nothing is
definite I can't tell you you're gonna
have a skateboarding accident tomorrow I
mean it's not like I could say you know
I would rather you didn't do extreme
sports on this day but nothing is
definite
so that magazine editor did an
assessment great family support fabulous
doctor good aspects of the six house of
health and so when she got done my
mother said see it looks good I said I
didn't understand those words so you
have to teach me those she said why you
have your answer I went like this and
she goes oh no you're gonna check the
editor-in-chief I'm like yes yes so she
said you will never stop and that's when
she taught me
she taught me really well because I
write I write 14 magazines in the world
I just joined in style congratulations
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it like talked to me about your process
like I'm a Capricorn how did you write
my horoscope what I do is
I make a wheel for each sign but I do a
new moon and a full moon for each sign
and in September you usually have to do
three signs because lately the new moon
or full moon has been falling near the
end of the previous month that will
still be affecting you you know we don't
have cut-offs as each month against so
I'm looking at those pictures of the sky
and NASA tells us the calibration of the
planets but you can get that for many
sources there's different companies that
sell it but it's all the same it's just
which font do you like and find easiest
to read really and computers can tell
you as well
they call it an ephemeris and you look
for geometric aspects between two pounds
here's a good way to explain imagine
you're at a cocktail party and there are
eight people there and you might see
three together talking you may see two
fighting over in the corner you may see
one walking around by themselves and
maybe you see Venus and Mars kissing
each other like but I have to make sense
of those conversations that the planets
are having and are you a Capricorn or
cancer what's under Capricorn Capricorn
I thought you were by what you were
telling me you're ruled by Saturn so I
have to see if Saturn's involved in an
important conversation because that will
matter more to you than most other signs
a lot of aspects are important for all
of us like today's the Sun in perfect
angle to Aramis the planet of genius and
digital and all things newly invented
because somebody said to me how could a
planet rule the internet or cell phones
or I said no no it's part of the the the
script of a Veronica's job is to keep
inventing things so all things that are
brand new come under that also
things that are not understood like
black holes and astrology that comes
under your honest - and it rules the
sign of Aquarius and so the biggest
misconception with astrology is like you
said that that people think that you can
say today do not go outside or or today
will meet the love of your life if you
go I couldn't I can't say don't say
something controversial on a certain day
because you're probably picking at
yourself in hot water but also around
eclipses it's so important for you to
watch new moons and full moons and then
eclipses which fall on either a new moon
or a full moon because it's like three
new moons rolled into one or three full
moons they're very powerful we usually
only get for a year they always come in
pairs I'm gonna have in September we're
gonna have September 1st and September
16th and then the next group comes
February in February the first ones
February 26th but I'm still memorizing
2017 because I'm writing the calendar
for 270
crazy I mean crazy how long it takes you
to put this together well you know
everything I do is modular because I
have the website and I want people to
have fun with it and I just redesigned
it so if you haven't looked at astrology
zone.com
take a look where you just debuted a a
month ago and then I have the daily
horoscopes on my apps just search Susan
Miller I'm on every every phone that you
could possibly buy and then I have the
calendar which you can put on your wall
to check you know if somebody says do
you want to come in Monday or Thursday
you're like let me call you right back
then look up it's also on the app what's
on the calendar but some people I like
something on the wall that I can just
look at real quick and I also have the
year ahead but I have the month ahead on
the on the online now there's it's very
important for you to know your rising
sign does everybody know what a Rising
Sun is have you heard that expression
the rising sign rises in the eastern
horizon as you're being born so if you
were born here in New York over the East
River it's not exactly East
if you use your compass you'll see it's
not quite perfect Lee's but that's the
sign that's rising in the eastern
horizon how do you find that out you can
only find it out if you know your exact
time of birth I've had presidents all
kinds of people calling their moms when
they're with me
mom may not remember so try to get your
birth certificate if you were born in
New York you're really lucky because you
dial 3 1 1 and they tell you how to get
it but usually it's the state capitol
the Hall of Records not the hospital
usually it's or the Bureau of Vital
Statistics it should cost fifteen to
twenty five dollars if it's five dollars
it's the wrong one doesn't have the time
of birth on it and speaking of famous
people we asked you to do some reasons
new couples that have piqued our
curiosity let's start with Kim and Kanye
well they're they're actually
beautifully suited for each other
amazingly so he's a Gemini of all the
people you asked me to look out there
six he has the best chart I mean just
he's born of you know how I talked about
the luckiest day of the year and this
year the luckiest day of the year is
September 25th or 26th depending on your
timezone it happens at the beginning of
the day on the 26th he was born on the
luckiest day of the year he was meant to
rise like cream she's a Libra and Libra
and Jim and I get along great now before
I go on if you're with a person that you
know astrologically isn't a natural mix
I want you to realize I feel anybody can
get along with anybody else with a
little extra effort these two get along
so easily that they can finish each
other's sentences they both have the
moon and Pisces which is lovely it's
very emotional and this is great for a
musician for Kanye to have the moon in
Pisces ah it's one of the best places to
have it i sim impressed you know Bieber
is a Pisces so he's done well too
but the Kanye has the moon in prices
that's just as important and they they
just seem to see eye to eye and they
both have a strong need for fame and
really so they would understand each
other I think that's really hard to live
live in a fishbowl like she does and
she's Libra Truls marriage and we know
her three marriages isn't that amazing
she liked to get married there are
gorgeous weddings right a very pretty
girl now we have another couple that's
been in the news of late Taylor and Tom
poor Taylor she's going through a hard
time lately because people are so
critical of her and and she gets into
these problems by accident she doesn't
know how she gets there she's
Sagittarius born December 13th and
Sagittarius right now is having a bit of
a harder time than usual this is the
happiest sign the so jovial so
optimistic no matter what happens the
planks are falling looks like mr. Magoo
you're like oh my gosh and she's like
what everything's fine everything's
falling I know she's been criticized for
her girl groups and for all the men she
dates she's got a good person there Tom
Hiddleston yes
he's she's she's got a lot of planets in
Capricorn so she she's going to be
committing to something so when you have
do we have Sagittarians in the audience
yes yes wonderful sign world travelers
they that is so true my husband was a
Sagittario my gosh there's nothing that
if you want to get him a present for the
holidays you get them either a ticket or
a piece of luggage or if you can't
afford that for a friend you get a
passport that they love to travel and
she does too so she has to be sure that
the person she marries doesn't kind of
lock her down
hee hee is in Aries I believe
no he's Aquarius very good for her
actually very good for her
the thing is sad doesn't like to get
married it's called the bachelor sign so
they usually put it off for a while you
know again very true in my experience
yes they they like to wait and but she's
got a crowd of planets I don't know if
you can see where my thumb is here
that's Capricorn and that's where Saturn
is heading on December 19th of 2017
so all those planets all these planets
are gonna be touched by Saturn and
that's going to give her a longing for
roots so I don't think that you'll see
any change right now I think they'll
just enjoy each other if she said come
on over to my house who she has a pretty
loft I've heard I come over there and
say just just enjoy each other don't
analyze it just have fun I think as
girls we tend to analyze things a little
too much you know so just this should be
the sweetest part you know of the life
and now GG and Zane well GG is a very
sensuous Taurus she's born April 23rd
and and her One Direction friends a
former One Direction oh oh yeah that's
right he's out on his own now he's a
solo artist well actually he you know a
lot of people have done well doing that
and he has a lot of planets in Capricorn
just like uh Taylor does but the good
part about his Capricorn lineup is that
they blend well with GG's they're very
young very so I think they'll do best by
just dating she's super careful
she has Saturn conjunct Venus you are
careful before you commit when you have
Saturn conjunct Venus
and but it does show she has Pluto in
the house of marriage so she married
someone powerful and successful so she's
on the right track but of course it
helps when you're a swimsuit model right
I think if I were telling her about her
career veer toward television instead of
the movies you know any kind of TV
series or you know made for television
movie that would do well for her because
she has three planets let's see yeah
three planets in Aquarius no two planets
sorry that's the part of fortune women
would like her she would just like
Taylor has such luck with women so will
Gigi so I know this should keep going
out I wish their planets were a little
tighter right now they're a little into
their careers and they're going to be
separated a lot but you know if you plan
for that it could be very romantic when
you get together you know speaking of
romance what is my love outlook
well actually November is spectacular
really yeah I love love the aspects for
Capricorn in November lots of fun and
going out and you know until we you know
you're the most ambitious sign you know
the little goat has the kind of legs
that go up the mountain on those narrow
paths as it gets narrower and narrower
and they pass the other little animals
that are on their back with the little
feet in the air like the little turtles
they're like I'll see you later
if they go to the top and your career
are so important to you that you have to
give that attention to right now say
I've been writing December so what month
are we I think none of us can nobody
move so hot out so hard Mars is about to
go into Capricorn on September 27th and
stay there for six weeks you've been
waiting for this for two years you were
gonna bolt out of the gate Mars gives
you courage and action and drive and
determination and you don't take no for
an answer
you could light a nation
your cause so that's the time you have
to say what you want and present your
ideas and yeah number 27th from that
point until it's about the middle of
November the beginning of November yeah
you have the floor see we all get a
chance right now the sad Jews are in
control and then the capricorns take
over and then when you give that up then
the the Aquarians will start to do so
Kanye is gonna rise that's well he's
Gemini but it does really well I'm sorry
who did you say was Aquarius well Tom
Hiddleston Tom will be very assertive
about what he wants and that's a good
thing we're supposed to go out there and
slay a dragon here's one thing if you
don't remember anything else of what I
say did you know that every chart is
completely unique because we have eight
planets circulating around plus the Sun
and Moon it's too hard for the universe
to get them all back to the same degree
ever because to give you an example
Pluto takes 248 years to go around the
Sun you're honest
84 years Jupiter 12 years the moon 28
days I mean it's just they're just too
many different moving parts here you are
unique and you must sing the song in
your heart not the song that your mother
and father told you to sing or your mate
or your boss or your professor if you
look inside you'll know what you were
good at now when you're really young
like just out of college and there's so
much pressure on you to find an
apartment find a job find a person today
and I did all those things I had my
children by time I was 29 and those were
hard years but you know you start to
learn about yourself by the decisions
you make every decision you've made
until now has brought you to this place
well what if you want to stand on your
chair and say wait a minute I don't like
her now the good part
you can always change it what I like to
say to people is look at your phone if
somebody were to call you right after we
get out who would that caller be what
would they be offering you and what
about it would make you so excited you
know what phone calls that you always
want to get what most of us don't even
ask that question ya never know and and
and of course we want a little surprise
I got one of those actually I actually
had my phone ring and it was last
November and this is a polar Susan this
is Apple Radio and I'm like hi they said
can you be on a plane tonight I'm like
yes where where am I going
LA yes what am i doing there
Pharrell wants to talk to you in the
morning on on his show and I'm like yes
well I have a hotel room I have to get a
we'll take care of that don't worry he
was you here and it was so much fun I
met all the people in his he works in a
studio of little cottages that are
connected so it's so comfortable but you
know he works very it was here he's such
a cool guy love him and when he talks
about his child rocket he lights up you
know and and I've talked to his wife a
really wonderful spiritual person too so
and the people in his company they're
called cactus and aqua I said I got to
change my name it's too easy but but
that's one example of a fun thing that
you could say about if your phone rings
but what about what would be the dream
job or or if your best friend put you
together with a date what would it be
like or or for the guys in the audience
you know what would that partner be like
and you know that helps you think about
it they say that the brain thinks about
the past and the future in the exact
same way so if you can imagine your
future with all the details the
flowers on your desk the pen you're
writing with whatever it is the computer
you can make that dream a reality you
keep the focus of that picture in your
mind because your brain doesn't know the
difference between the past and the
future and that future can feel so right
to you that you just go right into it
and now I know that we have some folks
here who I'm sure have questions for you
miss Susan the one and only hi what's
your first name I'm Lisa
Sagittarius Aries rising with with what
Riley's Aries yeah well you're all fire
you should have a creative job you're an
idea Factory well no but ideas are
creativity even if you're an accountant
you know if you have a new way of
thinking about you know taxes or how to
deal with your clients it's it's good so
what's your question so as you know
career right now it's in the middle of a
change no but it's good
Sagittarius right now is the celestial
favorite for career and I'm not talking
about nice projects going across your
desk that's 6,000 I'm talking about
10,000 honors awards achievement fame
recognition this is the time now you're
about to leave that trend and go into a
new one now but all the seeds you
planted will start to bear fruit do you
work for a company or for yourself
you work for your international
organization oh you work for a big
company yes yeah no did you get any
recognition so far in the past twelve
months in the past two months yeah you
did for something that's been going on
for about a year actually I think more
is coming in September though all your
little sad jizz you watch September
first your whole lives about to change
again well then
and overhead it's all good and over
everybody wants to be a sedge right now
in the purple dress hi where's my purple
friend hi my name is Preet I am a Libra
and my question is about I've sort of
had a side hustle that I've always been
passionate about the side project that
I've always worked on on and off and I'd
like to know if it's going to become
something bigger and better that's so
it's very different from your present
job no it's both of those entail talking
to people and interacting and you know
speaking to lots of people all the time
but it's different well okay
Libra as I wrote in my book I started
with the second half of the year cuz the
first half of the year I didn't want to
make you all wait so I wanted I
published my own books I started in the
middle of the year where I wanted to
start the good part
Libra has walked over hot coals I mean a
broken glass of all the signs we've had
it the hardest what's your exact
birthday October 20th okay so you're
right at the end okay the universe
usually will make a correction when it
looks down oh those libras I forgot
about them we got to fix that so the
universe is sending Jupiter the giver of
gifts in luck to Libra on September 9th
and it's to stay 13 months until October
2017 that's 13 months of joy everyone
wants to have Jupiter conjunct the Sun
imagine let's say you live to 96 and if
Jupiter comes by every 12 years that's
approximately eight little Emeril's I
call them emerald years you pick up that
emerald and hold it to the light it's so
beautiful perfectly cut you get eight in
your lifetime
this is one of those emerald years go
for it and you would have to know what
you want the this I'm so glad you're a
Libra cuz I wanted all the do we have
other libras here oh you must be you're
ready to hand out $20 bills on the
street celebrate with me celebrate with
me no really it's that good and it also
brings love love is phenomenal so you
know are you involved with someone I'm
not the ancients always write wrote when
you have Jupiter conjunct the Sun that
year is so spectacular that the right
people come to you even VIPs and friends
but among that circle is the one for you
I'm getting goose now we have one
question in the back please season I'm
actually a big fan
I read your posting your monthly posting
for years now my name is Denise I'm a
Sagittarius with an Aries rising as well
wait sachet arias with Aries rising yep
born November 22nd and I wanted to know
a little bit about my right at the
beginning everyone a little bit more
about my love life and my well about
look you know where you have your honest
in the chart is where you need
excitement okay right now the sad jizz
have yer honest in the fifth house of
love so they want all their exciting
life to come from the partner the
trouble is that sometimes you get more
than you bargained for so you have to be
careful and stabilized the relationship
also the relationship could heat up too
quickly
like oh like like a big fireball and it
could be exciting but it also could be
hard to handle my best friend is a
Sagittarian and yeah you know she's so
funny she sometimes misses her train and
stays with me I have a guest room and
I'm sitting there writing astrology zone
endlessly cuz I'm like Margaret Mitchell
Gone with the Wind and I'm typing she
says do you think he's cute I'm like
what what what did you say what what are
you doing she said I'm on Match
Mike oh I'm bothering you no no no I'm
sure my readers are doing this oh my
goodness this is like a job interview
they want to know income where you live
everything like what you want in a
partner how do you know all these things
maybe you don't know maybe she'll leave
those blank
she said should I go out with him I'm
like you should go out with anybody
you're interested in and I won't do his
chart and so she has a specific question
like you should give their person a
chance I'm not gonna if I did your chart
today even though I spent two to three
hours if I had time to do a chart
I wouldn't know everything about you you
know more about you than I will know I
will need to get feedback and see how
the aspects affected you so I don't want
to tell her not to meet someone it could
be the love of her life and I don't know
anything about him and of course I don't
know what time is born so and - now if
she says every time we meet for dinner
we're eating off a hot dog truck well
that's not a good sign just do you think
we spend similarly as don't think so but
let's have a look see then I would look
at that you know so um you know if you
have a specific question like do we
spend in similar ways or do we have
similar viewpoints of religion oh that
reminds me many people say to me does
astrology take the place of religion it
does not I'm a devout Catholic I would
never go into something that took the
place of religion the ninth house which
is up at the top near the 12 on the
clock
between the one and the twelve that
shows your approach to religion and the
dogma of it and the 12th house which is
right near the horizon line of earth
between nine and ten on a clock
that tells you your belief if you
believe in a religion or if you're
curious about other people's religion or
if you love philosophy it will all show
up in the chart so no it doesn't take
the place of religion it just occurred
to me while I was talking to you and I
wanted to get that in
because I don't want that misconception
out there so do you are you excited are
you things are gonna get better
oh well the one thing remember I told
miss Libra in the purpley dress
well Jupiter's going into your house of
friendship so your friends will be the
people who introduced you you have to go
to more parties and join a club it could
be a professional club it could be a
social club it could be both and we have
one in the back I believe here we go
double Virgo she's born at dawn the only
time you can be a double Virgo is to be
born as the Sun is coming up yeah and my
question is I've been working really
hard in my career I'm an actress and I'm
having trouble balancing my relationship
and my friendships while working ah yeah
but this is your emerald year yeah it's
about to leave that on September 9th
so keep focusing on your career did
something come up for you in June for
your career yeah of course it did
yeah I know I wrote paragraphs about
that um yes things will straighten out
because now you're gonna make so much
money from the seeds that you planted
earlier in the 12 months before
September going back to actually to
August of last year those proposals that
you put out there are going to start to
bear fruit now if there's one more
person you have to see get it in before
you know September 9th you know and
Mercury's gonna go retrograde on April
30th until September 22nd and you feel
it earlier and the next retrograde and
you know things go haywire we we have
delays it's not a good idea to begin new
ventures new jobs if possible the next
one is December 19th to January 8th and
you want to get your Christmas shopping
or holiday shopping done
early because as you get closer and
closer to the 19th there's not going to
be stock you're gonna be running into
high shipping costs it's going to be
frustrating but if we all shop in
November we're gonna have a happy
holiday one last question and from the
front please oh there you are hi I want
you to explain what does it mean when no
Mercury's in retrograde
I hear people hear it you hear it all
the time I mean it is such a question
that I put it on the front page of
astrology zone calm so if you go to my
website and scroll down a little you'll
see what it means and then I give dates
to when if you're picking your wedding
date you don't want it to be Mercury
retrograde mercury rules thinking
perception communication negotiation
shipping and transportation see now
mercury is gonna be retrograde during
the holidays and a lot of people are
going to be in the airport so number one
you're gonna have delays if you fly home
for the holidays so you want to bring
your computer and don't don't forget to
put the cord with you because you may
have a long stay in the airport bring a
book bring some music just set up your
own little little world because there's
going to be delays and try to take one
of the early early morning flights out
because the delays start to happen later
in the day they always say mercury
retrograde we make bad judgment calls
during that time but mainly because
we're using the priorities we've always
had mercury retrograde means the wind is
changing direction and we need to have a
new set of priorities and later we if we
don't we don't know what they are yet so
it's best to wait and watch and listen
and see what's going on you may take a
job just to work with a certain person
and that person leaves the week you get
there there's all kinds of things that
you can't predict so it's best not to do
important things with Mercury retrograde
however it's great to go back to the
past if your old boss
wants you to work with him go if you if
you want to reconcile with our
relationship go try it you know love is
hard if you believe you belong together
open that conversation go back to the
past when mercury is retrograde thank
you thank you so much book is available
now yes on the Kindle on the iPad and
I'm look yet astrology zone.com yes and
on my website yes thank you so much